snapshots of marital bliss - pt. 1

Great news! I discovered the perfect book to write. No really, this one is perfect.

So I told Lynn.

LYNN: That's great, honey. I'm going for a walk down to the souvenier shops.

ANDREW: Fine. Be dismissive, but I'll maybe, probably have it halfway done by the time you get back from your walk.

LYNN: Really. That's great. Really.

*portions of the previous dialogue may have been vaguely fictionalized to sustain the greater truth of the interaction.

(yes, i mean *my* truth.)